I, erm, bizarrely had this thought yesterday that reindeer fighting is quite easy.Antlers are only really good against any other antlers. Soon as the reindeer drops it's head to attack, then the unicorn can sneak in.
I used to think this too, but reindeers are actually really good at verbal attacks, which render unicorns useless.Yup. Fact.
But the Unicorn is a meta-creature, and as such standard verbal attacks may well bounce off.You'd need to hit it with some form of theological repudiation attack."Noah never loved you"
gosh, if i were a unicorn that would certainly make me cry...
I, erm, bizarrely had this thought yesterday that reindeer fighting is quite easy.
ReplyDeleteAntlers are only really good against any other antlers. Soon as the reindeer drops it's head to attack, then the unicorn can sneak in.
I used to think this too, but reindeers are actually really good at verbal attacks, which render unicorns useless.
ReplyDeleteYup. Fact.
But the Unicorn is a meta-creature, and as such standard verbal attacks may well bounce off.
ReplyDeleteYou'd need to hit it with some form of theological repudiation attack.
"Noah never loved you"
gosh, if i were a unicorn that would certainly make me cry...
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